A week before my last day at Surplus, a couple of my coworkers started playing ping pong. Another coworker walks out of his building and says “who’s the winner?”
As I walk by, I casually say “at surplus there are no winners. Only losers.” Laughter ensued.
Last Friday, I typed it up after lunch and got all of my coworkers who were present to sign it. I then framed it.