Fiberglass waffles for unwanted houseguests

 

katyissuperawesome:

fuckyeahcourtneyy:

This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever.

I think my favourite thing about this is the poor guy asking them not to do this again. how many times has this happened. he knew what was going to happen at the start. is this a regular occurrence

I started cracking up while reading this at the DMV! Lmao!!

(Source: shittinggold)

fluffy-puppy:

rottenrobbie:

bottomless cereal boys. best thing to wake up too~
Chip the wolf is a 10 for me so here is a sketch

Hell yes

fluffy-puppy:

rottenrobbie:

bottomless cereal boys. best thing to wake up too~

Chip the wolf is a 10 for me so here is a sketch

Hell yes

smlfox:

A week before my last day at Surplus, a couple of my coworkers started playing ping pong. Another coworker walks out of his building and says “who’s the winner?”
As I walk by, I casually say “at surplus there are no winners. Only losers.” Laughter ensued.
Last Friday, I typed it up after lunch and got all of my coworkers who were present to sign it. I then framed it.

smlfox:

A week before my last day at Surplus, a couple of my coworkers started playing ping pong. Another coworker walks out of his building and says “who’s the winner?”
As I walk by, I casually say “at surplus there are no winners. Only losers.” Laughter ensued.
Last Friday, I typed it up after lunch and got all of my coworkers who were present to sign it. I then framed it.